How I Met Your Mother

Hopeless

[The gang is at MacLaren's Bar with Jerry trying to figure out which club to go to]

Barney: Let's see, what club should we hit first? There's Club Was, there's Wrong…

Marshall: Um, those places shut down a long time ago.

Barney: Oh no.

Marshall: Oh No shut down too.

Ted: There's Where.

Jerry: Where's Where?

Lily: Where's where Was was, isn't it?

Barney: No, Was wasn't where Where was. Was was where Wrong was, right?

Jerry: Okay…

Ted: Not Okay. That place is lame.

Robin: Okay is Lame? I thought Lame was a gay bar. Or is that Wrong?

Marshall: That's wrong. That's Not Wrong.

Barney: Guys, focus.

Robin: Oh, I like Focus, let's go there.

Ted: Where?

Robin: Not Where, Focus.

Lily: I thought Focus was closed.

Barney: No, Was was Closed. Once Was shut down, it reopened as Closed.

Marshall: So Closed is open.

Robin: No, Closed is closed.

Jerry: I don't know. Third base, right?!

Robin: Ew, Third Base is all frat guys.

Lily: I'll go any place, okay?

Ted: Not Okay. Okay is lame.

Robin: Okay is not Lame. Lame is a gay bar.

Lily: Guys, shut up.

Barney: No, Shut Up shut down. I can't believe I don't know the clubs anymore.

Marshall: Guys, just pick a club, okay?

Ted: Not Okay!

All: Okay is Lame! Gay bar!

Marshall: For the record, um, I was in there once by accident. I'm pretty sure it's pronounced Lamé.

Barney: It's Hopeless, isn't it?

[cut to the group at a club called Hopeless]